Ipswich has plenty of bored wives
We all know that there are plenty of bored wives out there in the UK, but they're likely to stay like it unless we do something to help right? Of course. Now then, how can you help? You can get your ass out of bed in the morning and get yourself to the centre of all the action, that at the moment appears to be Ipswich of all places. There are plenty of bored wives in Ipswich and they're all looking for al ittel extra fun when they've done all the shit they have to do in the morning. They simply kiss their husband goodbye, after another night of no sex because he's too tired or fucking his secretary, then they take the kids to school, go to the shops, and straight home to get their knickers off and play with themselves until it's time to do it all again. Why oh why leave them to play with themselves on their own for goodness sake?
You could get yourself over to Ipswich (if you don't already live there) and see to these womens' needs in the morning (or afternoon of course). They need some attention and they need lots of it. If you've got the slightest amount of sexual energy in your body then you can help them; it's bound to be a lot more than their husbands have anyway. Remember that there are plenty of bored wives in Ipswich and there's one with your name on her; simply waiting to get you in the sack!